Yay…it’s been awhile since I was on the Not Me! bandwagon! Let me give this another go…
So this past week, I have not eaten everything in sight. I didn’t pig out on dressing, gravy, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, ham (LOTS of ham), soft drinks, Cajun food, and grits…with lots of butter. I am fully aware that this would make it that much harder to go on the diet I’m not planning next week.
My husband and I have not become Scrabble addicted. Since we’ve had a lot of downtime in cars over the past few days, we surely didn’t discover that words like qi, zep, betook, and riata are actual, English-language words.
Furthermore, I didn’t discover last night that my darling, dear husband has been cheating at scrabble over the past few days. He hasn’t gotten the best word he could before we started playing a game. He wouldn’t do that, because he’s not a CHEATER! 🙂
I certainly have not become obsessed with the hair poof this week. I used to make fun of those girls with the ridiculous bump on the back of their heads…I wouldn’t even try this! When my husband went to Wal-Mart last night, the only thing I asked him to get wasn’t hair spray
and I certainly didn’t brag about my new-found poof by putting pictures on twitter.
And finally, I didn’t leave my house an absolute, hot, stanky mess before we came to my in-laws on Christmas day. There isn’t grease from the ham still spackled on the stove. There isn’t clean, unfolded laundry in the dryer. And, most definitely, I wouldn’t still have week-old food in the refrigerator. (Wouldn’t it be nice if this was actually true around, oh say, the time I get home today?)
Thanks for stopping by…happy Not Me-ing!
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