Not Me! Monday

Yay...it's been awhile since I was on the Not Me! bandwagon!  Let me give this another go...

So this past week, I have not eaten everything in sight.  I didn't pig out on dressing, gravy, mashed potatoes, mac and cheese, ham (LOTS of ham), soft drinks, Cajun food, and grits...with lots of butter.  I am fully aware that this would make it that much harder to go on the diet I'm not planning next week.

My husband and I have not become Scrabble addicted.  Since we've had a lot of downtime in cars over the past few days, we surely didn't discover that words like qi, zep, betook, and riata are actual, English-language words.

Furthermore, I didn't discover last night that my darling, dear husband has been cheating at scrabble over the past few days.  He hasn't gotten the best word he could before we started playing a game.  He wouldn't do that, because he's not a CHEATER! :)

I certainly have not become obsessed with the hair poof this week.  I used to make fun of those girls with the ridiculous bump on the back of their heads...I wouldn't even try this!  When my husband went to Wal-Mart last night, the only thing I asked him to get wasn't hair spray

and I certainly didn't brag about my new-found poof by putting pictures on twitter.

That's weird.

And finally, I didn't leave my house an absolute, hot, stanky mess before we came to my in-laws on Christmas day.  There isn't grease from the ham still spackled on the stove.  There isn't clean, unfolded laundry in the dryer.  And, most definitely, I wouldn't still have week-old food in the refrigerator.  (Wouldn't it be nice if this was actually true around, oh say, the time I get home today?)

Thanks for stopping by...happy Not Me-ing!