Not Me! Monday

(I'm doing it the old fashioned way this week because I don't have kids!)

This week, there's no way I ate like a pig for four days. I didn't take pictures like this

or this

or this

and I certainly didn't blog about it.

There's no way that some of these pictures were taken on my iPhone, as to not completely embarrass my husband in the middle of crowded restaurants.

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I most definitely did not blog more about my dog than myself. On my birthday week.

I am not becoming "the dog lady," of which I professed my fear several times last week.

And I most definitely did not have to resist the urge to pretend Hardy was my child so I could participate in "Not My Child Monday" this week.

Last but certainly not least, there is no way I just tweeted to God.

Have a great Not Me! week!

(Oh, and I didn't just write this entire post while wearing sunglasses, without even realizing it. I'm not that Not Me! intense.)